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Paid Programming

Nothing in the universe is worse than some quack hawking his newest “Miracle Cure” with a 30 minute commercial. Well, actually, there is worse. Waking UP to a quack hawking his miracle cure.

Now, I pay HUGE money for HDcable and yet 70% of the channels switch over to this paid programming crap after midnight.. Uh, Hello? Why the FUCK and I paying for this drivel? Who CARES if all the people in the world have dirty clogged colons. And why must I be forced to PAY to watch it?

Even more annoying, they are NOW pasting this crud as a “pre-commerical” on the VOD stuff.

Mebbe I just hate the old Guilt Pitch, but geeze, can they just lighten up a bit. I’m either dying of Clogged Colon, Cholesterol, PMD, Diabetes, Erectile Dysfunction, ad nauseum. No wonder Health Care costs so much. We’ve become a nation of Hypochondriacs thanks to Late Night TV.

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